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Valentine's Fail

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    Natan Jewelry completely understands women Nothing says love like a blatant sexual innuendo.
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    This was Wonderbra's breast attempt This ad fails, but it's a good kind of fail.
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    Wurst German Restaurant & Beer Hall (of shame) This Canadian-German sausage restaurant created one of the wurst Valentine’s Day ads.
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    Tampax misses the mark, period. I hope the room was cheap.
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    Ikea wants to make a deal By offering a free crib to babies born nine months after Valentine’s Day. Delivery is not included, but that's all right. You should go to the hospital for that anyway.
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    Thrifty's attempt is more like something out of a horror movie Tragically, the company forgot the fact that it's promoting sex in its rental cars. How did the couple even have time to write that?
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    I'm surprised this wasn't Axed by its agency Wait, was I supposed to spray that on my butt?
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    Radio Corazon is clever Sex. Get it?
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    Osis "sticks up" for its marketing This is hair wax, by the way. I don't get it either.
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    The Bronx Zoo knows that deep down, nothing enamors women more than hissing cockroaches Why buy chocolates when you can name a disgusting insect after your sweetheart?
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    Diamonds are forever -- now ruined This ad is from the jewelry maker Nakshatra. I don't think she has to wear that one down there.
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    I kind of feel bad for Durex How else can a condom brand market on Valentine’s Day without grossing people out?
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    Valentine’s Day is one day funeral homes should take off This ad kills me.
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    I don't think a brand named Lurpak should be advertising on a day best known for sex. So… what do the bad girls get?
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    Hooters has got you covered Shouldn't they have deals on thighs and breasts instead?
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    McDonald’s wants her to say "I do"… to pickles If you liked it, then you should have put an onion ring on it.
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    While we're on the subject of McDonald’s… A McDonald’s in North Carolina is offering guests a romantic dinner for two. "Musical selections by Ron."
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    Tie the knot with Pizza Hut Got $10,000 to throw around? Why not get married with a Pizza Hut-provided fireworks show, limo, photographer, and a $10 pizza? Yes, this is real.
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    I don't even... Nope, didn't see this. Let's just move on.
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    Renault wants to go for a ride But if the seats are that far back, how would you see out the…oh, I see what they did there.
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    Give her the gift of vapor Green Smoke Electronic Cigarettes is slashing prices, and your chances for any action later that night.